Las Alamandas Hotel

He ido a muchos "resorts de playa" a lo largo de los años, desde Bora Bora hasta Antigua (y la mayoría de las otras islas del Caribe) y hasta las costas muy remotas de Ponape. Nunca había experimentado un lugar tan apacible y mágico como Las Alamandas. Mi pareja y yo tuvimos el placer de pasar 8 noches en una suite frente al mar. Cada mañana, abría la puerta de la casita para contemplar la serenidad y la belleza de una de las cuatro playas (nota: no hay insectos molestos). El hotel es bastante amable y ofrece un recorrido gratuito por la propiedad para que sepa cómo encontrar las otras tres playas. Nuestros días estaban llenos de caballos y kayaks y paseos por playas desiertas. Para cualquiera que se dirija a esta parte de México, tenga en cuenta: también he estado en Cuixmala y El Tamarindo, ¡pero el lugar al que deseo regresar (una y otra vez) es Las Alamandas! Muchas gracias a todo el personal que trabajó arduamente para que nuestra estadía fuera tan especial (en particular, a María, que hizo todo lo posible al ir a una farmacia y comprarme artículos en su propio tiempo y con su propio dinero).

I don’t even know where to start because Las Alamandas is that special. I’ve been lucky enough to travel to some amazing places, but this one? It’s in a league of its own. Imagine having an entire luxury resort pretty much to yourself, with private beaches, stunning sunsets, and a staff that makes you feel like family. That’s exactly what my experience was like. First off, the privacy is unreal. It felt like I was on my own private island, but with all the comforts of a five-star resort. The entire property is massive (2,000 acres!), but they only have a handful of suites, so you barely see other guests. During my stay, I think I saw other people maybe twice, and even then, it was just in passing. It was like the world slowed down, and all that mattered was the sound of the waves and the breeze through the palm trees. Now, let’s talk about the real MVP of my trip—Victor. I don’t even know his official title, but he was everywhere, making sure everything was perfect. He took care of everything before I even had to ask. And the chefs? Absolute angels. I’m vegan, and they went above and beyond to make sure I had delicious, fresh meals straight from the resort’s gardens. You can taste the difference when food is that fresh. One of my favorite moments was the sunset picnic on the hilltop. It was straight out of a movie—perfectly set up, breathtaking views, and just pure magic. And then there were the donkeys! Yes, adorable donkeys roaming around, adding to the whole fairytale vibe. But the moment that really sealed my love for this place? My luggage zipper completely broke right before I had to leave for the airport. Just when I thought I was out of luck, the housekeeper, a couple of maintenance guys, and a few other staff members basically came to the rescue. They literally took my suitcase apart and put it back together like it was no big deal. Who does that?! That level of care and kindness is just who they are here. I also have to mention Isabel Goldsmith, the owner. Listening to her talk about her vision for eco-sustainability and protecting this beautiful place made me appreciate it even more. You can tell that everything here is done with so much thought and love. Honestly, no pictures or videos do this place justice. You just have to experience it for yourself. If you want total relaxation, luxury without the crowds, and the kind of service that makes you feel like royalty, book this place immediately. I’m already counting down the days until I can go back!

Las Alamandas Resort is a hidden paradise that offers everything you could ever wish for in a beach getaway. The rooms are all spacious and decorated in traditional Mexican bright colors and bold finishes. The property is massive and includes several private beaches, a lake, a gym, pool and rec center as well as tennis courts. The food is divine and the menu changes daily highlighting the freshest local ingredients and cuisine. I would highly recommend booking a picnic on one of the private beaches and taking advantage of the new game room with the most gorgeous pool table. The property as a whole is a slice of heaven and feels like you're visiting a dear family friend bc the staff is all warm and welcoming and the owner Isabel is a treasure in and of herself and greets all her guest with the warmest welcome. The only thing I would mention is to make sure you factor in the 2 1/2 hour drive from the Puerto Vallarta airport to the hotel when planning your vacation. I would have booked an extra day at the hotel to make up for the time we lost in the drive. Trust me, Las Alamandas is SO amazing, you'll want to be there as long as possible;)

Having stayed in Puerto Vallarta over New Year’s twice in a row, we decided to try a more remote location and are so happy we did! We had a wonderful 8 night stay at this special spot, where we were treated so well and enjoyed many of the amenities on offer: round trip car service from/to PV airport, lunches on a beautiful private beach, sunset on a stunning lookout point, workouts at the well equipped gym, room service on our rooftop terrace, dips in the pool before dinner. The staff are fantastic and immediately respond to any requests by WhatsApp. The food is fresh, tasty and healthy - especially loved the omelettes, ceviches, coconut shrimp, soups, juices and fruit plates. With only 18 rooms and not being fully booked, at times it felt like our own personal resort. Back in Toronto, fully rested and recharged for the year ahead, we’re already talking about a return trip at the end of this year!