The Kirby Retreat–Luxe Stay w/ Heated Pool, King Size Beds, Garage & Games

Welcome to The Kirby Retreat—your perfect luxe getaway awaits! This designer 4BR/4.5BA home is a thoughtfully curated, resort-style oasis nestled near the Galleria and centrally located for effortless access to Houston’s premier attractions. Designed for the discerning traveler, this elegant retreat seamlessly blends high-end indulgence with the comforts of home. Whether you’re planning a family vacation, group escape, or corporate retreat, this sophisticated, custom-designed residence offers the ideal backdrop for a truly 5-star stay. Unwind in your private outdoor sanctuary featuring a heated pool with in-water seating, or enjoy spirited rounds of outdoor ping pong and cornhole. The lush lounge areas are perfect for soaking up the sun or relaxing into tranquil evenings. Inside, the entertainment continues with a chic game room complete with a pool table and shuffleboard, and a chef’s kitchen that opens gracefully into an elegant living area—perfect for gathering, entertaining, and unwinding in style. Each of the four bedrooms features a luxurious king bed, plush bedding, and a 58–75" smart TV for your enjoyment. The showstopping primary suite is a spa-inspired haven, boasting a deep soaking tub, an expansive sunken shower, double sinks, and an oversized walk-in closet with custom built-in drawers—bringing the boutique hotel experience home. Perfectly situated just minutes from Houston’s top dining, museums, upscale shopping, entertainment venues, and medical centers—The Kirby Retreat is your elevated home away from home. NO PARTIES. VIOLATIONS RESULT IN EVICTION WITHOUT REFUND. NO EXCESSIVE NOISE IS ALLOWED. QUIET TIME IS AFTER 10PM. ** Floor 1 Highlights ** ✔ Grand Entrance: Step into a stunning two-story foyer with a gracefully curved staircase, bathed in natural light from expansive windows. ✔ Backyard Paradise: Slip into the heated pool, complete with a swim-up table and stools for the ultimate lounging experience. Catch your favorite shows on the outdoor TV, soak up the sun on the comfortable lounge chairs, or challenge friends to a game of ping pong or cornhole. For added convenience, a full bathroom with a shower is just steps away, perfect for refreshing after a swim. Pool is heated to 80 degrees for FREE. It can be heated to 88 degrees for $75/night ✔ Private Primary Suite: Unwind in a luxurious king-size bed, relax in the cozy armchairs, or get some work done at the elegant writing desk—all while enjoying your favorite shows on the TV. The spa-like ensuite features a deep soaking tub for ultimate relaxation, a spacious shower with dual showerheads, and a generous walk-in closet to keep your belongings neatly organized. ✔ Garage: 2-car garage and parking out front for 2 additional cars ** Floor 2 Highlights ** ✔ Gourmet Kitchen & Bar: Fully stocked with cookware, utensils, double oven, pots, pans, plates, drinking glasses, coffee mugs, silverware, extensive seasoning and spices, electric kettle, toaster, air fryer, coffee maker (with some complimentary coffee & tea), and bar seating for six—ideal for entertaining. ✔ Cozy Living Room: Sink into a plush leather sectional, enjoy a 65” TV, play board games, or unwind by the fireplace. ✔ Elegant Dining Area: Gather around a stunning 94” dining table, illuminated by a modern Bubble Glass Chandelier, with comfortable seating for eight. Thoughtfully stocked with dishes, utensils, and glassware—including wine glasses—it's the perfect setting for memorable meals. ✔ Entertainment Room: Challenge friends to shuffleboard and pool, or relax in comfy armchairs for a game night. ✔ Private Guest Suite: Features a king-size bed, closet, TV, and an ensuite bathroom. ✔ Laundry Room: Enjoy the convenience of an in-home washer and dryer, perfect for keeping your wardrobe fresh during your stay. A built-in ironing board and iron are also available to ensure you always look your best.. ** Floor 3 Highlights ** ✔ Jack-and-Jill Suite: Two beautifully designed bedrooms share a connected bathroom, each with its own sink and toilet for added privacy. ✔ Comfort & Entertainment: 2 bedrooms each includes a king-size bed, closet, a sofa bed, closet and a TV for a relaxing retreat. This spacious, resort-style oasis is designed for both relaxation and entertainment—perfect for families, friends, or anyone looking for a high-end getaway! This home is centrally located near Houston’s top attractions: Greenway Plaza (0.4 miles) – A major business hub, ideal for executives and professionals. Levy Park (1.0 miles) – A vibrant urban park with green space, playgrounds, and events. River Oaks Country Club (1.4 miles) – An exclusive golf and social club in Houston’s most prestigious neighborhood. River Oaks District (1.6 miles) – A luxury shopping and dining destination with designer brands. The Galleria Mall (2.3 miles) – Houston’s premier shopping destination with luxury brands and dining. Memorial Park (2.5 miles) – A vast park with trails, golf, and scenic outdoor spaces. Museum District (3.4 miles) – Home to world-class museums, galleries, and cultural institutions. Rice Village (2.7 miles) – A charming shopping district with boutiques, cafés, and restaurants. Rice University (3.3 miles) – A prestigious university with a scenic, tree-lined campus. Houston Medical Center (4 miles) – One of the world's largest medical complexes. Washington Avenue Entertainment District (4 miles) – A lively area filled with bars, clubs, and restaurants. Hermann Park (4.4 miles) – A beautiful urban park perfect for picnics and leisurely strolls. Houston Heights (4.4 miles) – A historic neighborhood known for its unique shops and eateries. Midtown (4.5 miles) – A bustling district with diverse dining and vibrant nightlife. Downtown Houston (5.3 miles) – The city’s business and entertainment hub. Toyota Center (6 miles) – Home of the Houston Rockets and major concerts. Discovery Green (6.3 miles) – A lively urban park with year-round events and activities. PNC Stadium (6.4 miles) – A top venue for soccer matches and major events. Minute Maid Park (6.5 miles) – Home of the Houston Astros and exciting MLB action. EaDo (East Downtown) (6.5 miles) – A trendy area with street art, breweries, and unique dining. House of Blues (6.7 miles) – A popular venue for live music and Southern-inspired dining. Houston Symphony at Jones Hall (7.2 miles) – Experience world-class orchestral performances. Houston Hobby Airport (13 miles) – Convenient airport for domestic travel. George Bush Intercontinental Airport (IAH) (25 miles) – Houston’s largest airport for domestic and international flights. Space Center Houston (27 miles) – NASA’s visitor center with interactive exhibits and astronaut experiences. Whether you’re here for business, sports, shopping, or just to relax, this home offers an unbeatable location and amenities for an unforgettable stay! Whether you’re here for business, sports, shopping, or just to relax, this home offers an unbeatable location and amenities for an unforgettable stay! PACKAGES/MAIL Please do not mail packages or send mail to the house. I am not responsible for anything sent to the house before, during or after your arrival. I will not forward packages or mail to you after you check out. It creates undue liability for me and my team. You can set up delivery with a mailbox company or use Amazon locker services. Thanks for understanding. Security Cameras: For the safety and security of our guests and property, we have four exterior security cameras located in the following areas: outside the garage, above the front door, overlooking the pool area, and at the rear of the property. These cameras are actively recording and monitoring the exterior only. There are no cameras inside the home. No parties or events, violations will result in immediate eviction with no refund.About pets:No pets allowed.About checkOut:Check out before 10:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About customRules:NO PARTIES/EVENTS. QUIET HOURS 10P-7A. DO NOT ADJUST ANY OF THE POOL EQUIPMENT SETTINGS $500 FEE. NO SMOKING $500 FEE..NO ILLEGAL SUBSTANCES $500 FEE $200 LOST GARAGE OPENER FEE NO PETS $500 FEE TURN OFF GRILL BETWEEN USE. NO GLASS IN OR AROUND THE POOL $500 FEE,THE POOL IS HEATED TO 80 DEGREES. POOL CAN BE HEATED TO 88 DEGREES FOR $75/NIGHT.About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking is not permitted.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 21.About events:No events allowed.