Quintinha São João Hotel & Spa

It’s hard to know where to start as everything and everyone about this special place deserves a mention. It is without doubt the best place we have stayed in. The hotel is in a great location, beautifully thought out and decorated with traditional art and antiques. Outside you will find stunning, well maintained gardens and grounds with an astounding array of plants of Madeira along with a lovely peaceful pool area with amazing views. There is a steepish hill walk down into Funchal centre (and of course back uphill on the way back!) which takes around 15 minutes but there is also a courtesy bus that runs twice a day. The rooms are super comfortable and very spacious, with a large bathroom and lots of space for belongings. Breakfast is excellent with a fabulous choice of fruit, breads, cereals, meats and cheeses, plus you can order from the kitchen if you want hot food, which is made to order. I would highly recommend dining in the hotel restaurant, A Morgadinha, as the food is delicious and provided us with the best meals we had during our stay in Funchal. The food is beautiful (try the rack of lamb, it is amazing!). The service is impeccable - the staff are friendly, courteous and professional with a personal touch. All the staff are wonderful - from reception staff, bar staff, restaurant staff and housekeeping, all took pride in their roles and gave exceptional service which made our stay extra special. Thank you to Felipe, Antonio, Bernardo and Marco (your wine knowledge is fascinating), and anyone else I may have forgotten. I would say that even though this hotel is indeed a beautiful place to stay, what really makes it extra special is the little personal touches and the obvious pride all the staff (and the manager!) take in making your experience the best it can be. We genuinely miss being there and hope to return as soon as we can. Thank you for making our holiday so special.

This is an amazing hotel in every way! Our room was so spacious and clean with tea and coffee making facilities. Throughout the hotel there is an atmosphere of peace and calm and, at night, there is no noise at all. The windows had blackout curtains and the bed was so comfortable so we slept really well. The breakfasts were the best we've ever had and we're available till 10.30 every morning. There were fresh fruits of all descriptions, even papaya and some unusual passion fruits, croissants, pastries, muffins, cheeses, ham, natural yogurt, nuts, dates, prunes, apricots and, on top of this, you could have a delicious cooked breakfast of eggs, bacon, mushrooms, tomato etc. Last, but by no means least, the staff were amazing and friendly. Nothing was too much bother to them. In particular, we'd like to thank Ana and Maria for their excellent service on reception, Rosie for her help in recommending trips and places to eat and Marco and Bernardo for their friendly and helpful service in the restaurant. ALL the staff were great! We absolutely loved staying in this hotel and wouldn't hesitate to stay again if we return to Madeira. Thank you so much for making our first visit to Madeira so special. Susan and Mark

We have stayed at the Quintinha Sao João hotel on numerous occasions. And it is always a pleasure to return. The staff are extremely attentive to your needs and any specific requirements that you want. The hotel is impeccably clean and beautifully appointed, and the garden is a delight at all times of year. We chose to eat at the hotel, and the menu is suitable for all tastes and dietary requirements. The food is really top quality, as is the comprehensive wine list. It is definitely a five star ✨ hotel in my book.

Stayed here for two weeks in January. The staff were fantastic throughout, and only being a small hotel it didn’t take long to know them all! The food in the restaurant was excellent, we were there on a b & b basis, but would struggle to find a better evening venue to eat at. However we throughly recommend Portaliano either for lunch or dinner. Minor drawbacks it’s a bit of a climb from the centre, but Ubers are readily accessible, the other minor factor for us is that the hotel had no afternoon sun. Looking forward to our return though.

Excellent in every respect especially the staff. Dont hesitate to book this hotel, you will not regret it. Rooms large and light, food very good and if you didnt like anything on the menu you could chose from the A la Carte at no extra cost. Every member of staff from the cleaners to the management were brilliant without exception. Thanks for a fabulous week.

Another lovely stay at this delightful hotel, hopefully not our last. There are simply no negatives about this place, spacious comfortable and well appointed rooms, wonderful food and staff who are thoroughly professional, always smiling and for whom customer service is paramount. This lovely hotel never disappoints.