Wowza! Hot Tub, Theater Room + Stock Tank Pool 15 Minutes To Hershey Attractions

Trust In Our Reviews! We're a Local Family Who Pride Ourselves In Offering Quality Accommodations, MANY More Amenities Compared To Our Competitors and Unmatched Hospitality In The Hershey Area. Welcome to "The Funky Dutchman" Roll Those Skeeballs, Crank The Jukebox and Battle It Out With Aliens On Our Galaga Arcade! Prefer To Grill Some Steaks, Take a Dip In Our BRAND NEW 7 Person MasterSpa Hot Tub, Stock Tank Pool or Roast S'mores By Our Firepit? We Have Ya Covered! Hide 15 Minutes To Hershey's Chocolate World & Amusement Park! Our Meticulously Designed Retreat Features Over 2,300 Sq Ft of Space Inside and a 3,000 Sq ft Private, Fenced Backyard with Propane Firepit, Stock Tank Pool, Grill, Deck and Patio Seating, Plus Yard Games! You're Within 6 Small Blocks (6 Minutes Walking) to 5 Restaurants, 2 Pubs, Multiple Coffee Shops, Antiques, Local Boutiques, and a One Screen Movie Theater- Including A Highly-Rated Brewpub w/ Tiki Bar! Local Nature Park w/ Trails & Stream Only 3 Minutes Drive Away. Our Dedicated Game Room Features A Skee-Ball Machine, Foosball, Galaga Arcade Game Cabinet, and a Jukebox w/ Bluetooth, Radio and Vinyls! We've Even Packed In Plenty of Board Games For You To Enjoy, As Well As Complimentary Netflix, Hulu and Disney +, and ESPN+! Kids & Adults alike Can Enjoy Over 115 Pre-Loaded Games On Funky Dutchman's In-House Wii Game Console and Our Collection of Over 197 DVD's. Ask About Our Discount For First-Responders, Military, Police and Medical Workers! Funky Dutchman Is Professionally Cleaned & Disinfected In Accordance w/ CDC Guidelines. This Includes A Thorough Disinfection Of The Property and Contents, As Well As ALL Bedding/Linens Being Laundered In High Heat Prior To Each Reservation. What More Does Funky Dutchman Offer? FAST Wi-Fi (Up To 1,000 mbps!) Smart TVs In ALL Bedrooms Freshly Laundered Linens, Bedding, Towels Throughout Free Parking In Our Detached Garage Area For 4-6 Vehicles (Free Parking On-Street As Well) Private, Fenced Yard Many Yard Games! Living Area: 1 Pull-Out Twin Ottoman (Memory Foam Mattress) Popcorn Machine w/ Complimentary Popcorn Kernels 65" Smart TV w/ Blu-Ray Player 2 Sofas + Bar-Top Eating Area For 3 Bay Window Reading Nook w/ Reading Material Complimentary Board Games Dining Room: Formal Dining For 12 Guests Candy Machine w/ Complimentary Candies Bar Cart For Our Wine and Drink Enthusiasts Kitchen: Packed w/ Cooking Essentials Dishwasher Filtered Water Ice Maker Crockpot Bar-Seating For 3 Coffee Bar w/ Complimentary Coffee, Tea, Sugar, Flavors Amazon Alexa For Music Streaming Granite Counters & New Appliances 1st Floor Full Bathroom: 5 Jet Jacuzzi Tub + Shower Soak Those Worries Away! Hair Dryer Complimentary Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash Granite Counters Master Bedroom: Extremely Spacious Capable Of Sleeping 3 Guests 1 King Canopy Bed Brand New Memory Foam Mattress 1 Twin Daybed Brand New Memory Foam Mattress Cozy-Up To The Master's Electric Fireplace! Smart TV USB Bedside Lamps Dresser 2nd Floor Full Bathroom: Walk-In Shower Complimentary Shampoo, Conditioner, Body Wash Hairdryer Bedroom 2: Please Note This Is A Walk-Thru Bedroom (See Last 2 Photos For Layout) Features 2 Full-Size Daybeds Smart TV Wii Console w/ Over 115 Games Bean Bag Lounging Brand New Memory Foam Mattresses Bedroom 3: Accessed Via Hallway Through Bedroom 2 King Size Bed Memory Foam Mattress Smart TV Dresser Bedroom 4: Accessed Via Hallway Through Bedroom 2 Queen Size Bed Memory Foam Mattress Smart TV Reading Nook Desk Map Room: Seating/Reading Room w/ Large World Map Laundry: Brand New, Energy Efficient Washer & Dryer Complimentary Detergent Iron & Ironing Board Drying Rack For Clothes Kid-Friendly: Dining High Chair Pack n Play Pack n Play Sheet(s) Baby Bath Baby Gate(s) All Low-Lying Outlets Protected 1 Minute To Lebanon Valley College 10 Minutes To The Artist's Retreat of Mount Gretna Where You'll Find Wooded Hiking & Biking Paths, Miniature Golf, Swimming Lake, Theater, and Restaurants 15 Minutes To HersheyPark, Hershey's Chocolate World, Hershey Museum, Hershey Gardens 20 Minutes To Hollywood Casino & Racetrack 30 Minutes To The Harrisburg State Capitol 40 Minutes To Lancaster County Amish Country 70 Minutes To Gettysburg Civil War Battlefield Grill & Stock Tank Pool Are Seasonal (April-November) Firepit Is Year-Round Propane Complimentary Hot Tub: Coming Mid-September, Available All Year Round Stock Tank Pool: 8 Feet x 2 Feet Deep Chlorinated & Filtered w/ 2,500 GPH Pump Photo Shows Exact Same Stock Tank Pool At Our Other VRBO. Funky Dutchman's Pool Will Be Operational April-November. (Photo Will Be Updated Once Pool Is Filled & Landscaped Around) 2 Pets Allowed House Trained & Well Behaved $100 Pet Fee (This Fee Will Automatically Populate Into Your Total When Confirming The Reservation If The Pet(s) Marked On Reservation)About pets:Pets allowed: less than 50 lbs per pet (limit 3 pets total).Trained & Well-Behaved Permitted w/ Pet Fee.About checkOut:Check out before 10:00 AM.About children:Children allowed: ages 0-17.About customRules:Please Treat Funky Dutchman As If You Were Renting It From A Friend.Please Follow Check-Out Procedure,$100 Pet Fee For Cleaning Team (Up To 3 Pets).About checkIn:Check in after 4:00 PM.About smoking:Smoking allowed: in designated areas.Smoking Is Permitted In Backyard.About minBookingAge:Minimum age to rent: 21.About events:No events allowed.